That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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