he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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