If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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