I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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