i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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