why didn't you poke me back
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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