dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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