I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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