What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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