hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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