My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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