he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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