if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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