you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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