i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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