you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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