Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.