How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.