You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
There's even glitter on my cock...
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