i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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