doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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