If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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