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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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