i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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