So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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