You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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