I must be too annoying 4 u.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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