____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
another moral hangover. fuck.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Randomize