yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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