i don't like sucking hair
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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