Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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