I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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