Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I think your dad took our porno
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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