I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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