The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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