I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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