Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize