Nicole vs. Life
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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