I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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