I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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