I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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