he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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