is your mom at the bar?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
All I want is dick and wine.
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