I wish i was in the wii world.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I enjoy the company of your penis
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