Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
