I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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