Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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