Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hell yes lets make some ravioli
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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