He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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