Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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