You made me cry and you don't even care
I could have mohawked her pubes.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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