I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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