i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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