I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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