As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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